Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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