glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
