Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
That was before I lit my hair on fire
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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