why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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