I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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