she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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