Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
