I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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