i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
i think my cat just said my name.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He shit in the fireplace
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