dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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