we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
