You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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