did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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