She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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