some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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