do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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