Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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