Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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