The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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