I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
