We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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