Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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