According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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