Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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