Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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