What did we do last night that was yellow?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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