A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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