Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
no you cant smoke seaweed
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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