i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
