fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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