I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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