It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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