I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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