So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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