doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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