We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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