What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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