I wish i was in the wii world.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
So much rum. So many feels.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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