fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
now i know why i became what i already was.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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