you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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