it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Just puked most of my soul out..
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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