it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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