I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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