i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
another moral hangover. fuck.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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