susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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