In the future we'll all be gay
I skipped work to stalk him.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
this boner is exhausting
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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