i permit you to call me
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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