Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He better not be in your backpack
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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