I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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