when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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